Old Christmas, New Christmas

Christmas has changes so much for me over the years. When I was little, I believed in Santa and would wait for him. Now, I stay awake and hear my parents putting presents under the tree. We would also bake cookies and sing. Now we get store bought cookies and listen to the radio. Also, we could open presents together and have fun. Now, we go our separate ways and lock ourselves in our rooms. Christmas used to be fun because we got more presents and there were more things to ask for. Now, I'm lucky if I get four presents. Although some Christmas traditions have changed, some haven't. I still wake up at 3 a.m. to look out my door at the shining gifts under the 9ft. Christmas tree. Christmas will always be my favorite holiday because that's when I spend my most happiest moments with my family.

Tori and The Various Types of Cheeses

It was another average day in the Jacobs' household. I guess not average because there is nothing average about my family. Anyway, we were in Sam's Club buying groceries. We had gone through almost every freakin' aisle in the store. I was already aggravated from cheer because someone's butt had been in my face all day and now I had to walk around the store for an hour and a half.  Now, we were in the meat department and we were just randomly gawking at meet. Then my mom and I started talking about something. I think it was something pretty serious. Next, my sister, Tori, comes out of the blue say "I'm looking at various types of cheeses." My mom and I started laughing so hard, people even stared at us. I had to calm myself down because my stomach hurt so badly from laughing. I didn't even know she knew what the word various meant. Oh well. You had to be there. It was a "knee slapper".

The Boyfriend

Of course I'm not mad at you.

Of course I AM mad at you. You stole my boyfriend. We are best friends and you decide to go out with the guy I'm crazy about. What kind of friend does that. You are such a backstabber. You act innocent, but you know your guilty.

No, it's fine. I didn't like him anymore anyway.

DUH!!!!!!! Of course I still liked him. I had my first kiss with him and you just take him away. Then you go and flirt with him right in front of my face.

Well I guess it is all for the best. He was sort of mean anyway. You guys look cute together.

You guys definitely don't look good together. I looked way better with him. He was so sweet to me and because of you, I've lost him.

I promise I forgive you.

I can promise you I don't forgive you. Don't talk to me. Bye.

Tay's Couplets

Tori is nuts,
My dog, Taco, sniffs butts

John John is cute baby,
I'll babysit him one day, maybe

I'm going to Florida to see Mickey Mouse,
Then I'll see Obama in the White House

Camino Wildcats are #1,
Cheerleading at football games is fun

Football plyers are hot,
Chess players are not

How to Spot a Fashionista

     1.First word was Prada.
    
     2. Buys shoes instead of buying lunch.

     3. Never wears the same thing twice.

     4. Her credit cards are maxed out.

     5. She dates wealthy guys.

     6. Her favorite vacation is New York Fashion Week.

Taylor Jacobs' Survival Guide to Teachers

Laid-back teacher: Really cool. Doesn't yell to much. Gives free time.

Loud-obnoxious teacher: Talks loud. Pretty funny. Says the weirdest things.

Advanced teacher: Laid back. Really funny. Kind of rushes work.

Mean teacher: Yells often. Gets annoyed easily. Rushes work.

Weird teacher: Is definitely not funny. Laughs at her own jokes. Isn't liked by many.

Taylor's Stupendous Similes

Today was as interesting as having the privilege to watch grass grow. In comp. and lit., we did vocab. words, filled out a category sheet, and wrote an answer to a four point question. It was as fun as homework. Then "some guy" at my table starting talking about how guys cheat on girls. I guess they do this when they are on vacation. It was as informative as the newspaper. Then people kept calling me, so i answered it and so you could hear the conversations we were having at my table. It was as funny as a Ms. Nix. Then they called again and I yelled leave me alone into the phone. It was hilarious. I felt like I was an elephant today because I could hear everyones' weird conversations. Oh well. My life is has been as sweet as a lollipop lately and talking with my friends makes it better.